Wednesday, June 6, 2018

Keep it flying!


Keaton Patti (from his website)

On Twitter, a comedian named Keaton Patti writes, "I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of infomercials and then asked it to write an infomercial of its own. Here is the first page."

The first page:

INT. MORE FUCKABLE GARAGE

A more fuckable man uses a saw to cut up a pile of teeth

VOICEOVER

Just watch.

The man continues to saw.

VOICEOVER (CONT'D)

Keep watching.

The man continues to saw. 

VOICEOVER (CONT'D)

Any second now.

The man's saw explodes. After the smoke clears, there is a delicious plate of lasagna on top of the pile of teeth.

MORE FUCKABLE MAN
These teeth can stay! 

Whatever product makes that happen is never mentioned. 

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