The Discordian zine "Intermittens" has been revived, and you can download your copy in various formats. It is issue No. 11, and the title has returned after a 10-year absence.
My headline references the zine article "Five True Facts" by Elwood P. Dobbs and Pip, and one of the "true facts" is that Australia does not really exist: "If Australia existed, it would be on the bottom of the planet and all the Aussies would fall off. Which wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing."
Hey, I would miss Brenton Clutterbuck.