Steve Jackson Games, run by folks who seem to be ILLUMINATUS! fans, has a list of "50 Awful Things about the Illuminati." A couple of items on the list: "5. They control the schools in order to make sure that young people learn to enjoy strange tuneless music and weird outlandish games, and that they dress oddly." And: "26. They keep everyone -- yes, everyone -- under constant surveillance. Every time you fill out another questionnaire, you're weaving another strand of the net that binds the world."
It might seem almost impossible that anyone could take this list seriously, but maybe you just love America less than right wing radio broadcaster named Robert A. Hender Jr. Here is his blog posting solemnly linking to the Steve Jackson Games expose, and here is his autobiography, where Mr. Hender reveals that he can "see or recognize things that most people miss."