"The scientfically engineered dust cloud Illuminati will release in May."
Adam Gorightly posts his first album on YouTube, "Transmissions from a Dying Planet."
Orson Welles is Falstaff in Chimes of Midnight. (Via Roman Tsivkin, who offers this quote: "If I wanted to get into heaven on the basis of one movie, that's the one I'd offer up."
~Orson Welles on Chimes at Midnight)
You can hand out copies of the U.S. Constitution in the "free speech zone" (hat tip, Radley Balko).
The U.S. government celebrates freedom of the press.