A couple of places They may be hiding

If you have a moment, to to Illuminati.com. You'll wind up at Steve Jackson games in Austin, an island of coolness in Texas. They are cool people who are fans of ILLUMINATUS! Either that, or the Illuminati are smart enough to know that hiding as "just gamers" is a good way to throw everyone off track.

If you spell Illuminati backwards, you get Itanimulli. If you go to Itanimulli.com, you can go to another pretty good place for the Illuminati to be hanging out. Apparently the guy who owns the domain has a sense of humor. More here. Of course, that might be what They want you to believe.

Hat tip to Michael Johnson, one of our favorite Discordians.