When I was recording the podcast that I wrote about yesterday, Rasa held up a book for me to see during one of the commercial breaks. It was called Forrest Trump: The Half-Wit and Wisdumb of America's Last President and First Fuhrer. Rasa explained the book is by Scott Apel and told me the introduction was hilarious.
The book, which I'd missed when it came out, is attributed to "Tom Asspain," so I wrote to Scott and asked if I could name his as the author. He gave me the go-ahead.
"When the Cheeto Benito was re-elected in 2024, I felt like I had to perform some act of civil disobedience, not that it would do any good. I decided if I could throw a book like that together in a weekend, I'd do it. My writer/editor/publisher persona took over, however, and I insisted it look good and list all the sources, so it took about a week to assemble. I'm happy with it, but it makes zero difference to the state of politics in Amurikkka today.
"I even sent print copies to Colbert, Kimmel, Fallon, Meyers, Bill Maher and Jon Stewart (and every Daily Show host), hoping to get some mention or traction, but all I got is...silence. No response from anyone. C'est la merde."
He added, "When I first published it, I was worried that jackbooted Trumpenazi stormtroopers would track me down and shoot me. But seeing as how that's only happening in Minnesota, I guess I can let my guard down a little.
"I just hope Thomas Paine approves of my stealing his name."
The book is on Amazon (just $1 for the Kindle) and on iBooks.



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